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AMHERST, MA—In anticipation of significant snow accumulation and frigid temperatures brought on by a massive winter storm, the Wallace family reportedly decided to let their cars come inside the house Monday to keep warm during the blizzard. “Usually we just keep them outside, but seeing them sitting out there in the snow and freezing cold just broke our hearts, so my husband and I decided to bring the SUV and sedan inside to get toasty,” said Elizabeth Wallace before rubbing the ice-cold hood of their beloved 11-year-old Pontiac G6 to help warm it up. “Even after idling in the kitchen for a while, they both still seemed chilly, so we let them come right up next to the fire for a while, which seemed to help. I hope they understand that this is just for tonight.” At press time, the family was irritated after noticing their 2012 Toyota Highlander had tracked mud all over the carpet.
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bob and john
> yamahog
12/14/2015 at 20:16 |
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hahahahaha
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> yamahog
12/14/2015 at 20:25 |
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-thin…
Dusty Ventures
> yamahog
12/14/2015 at 20:42 |
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I can tell that article is shenanigans because I live minutes away from Amherst and I’ve been rocking short sleeves all month. Hottest. Winter. Ever.
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yamahog
> Dusty Ventures
12/14/2015 at 20:43 |
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Yea, it’s from January :)
Tapas
> yamahog
12/14/2015 at 20:54 |
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The article may be written in jest, but seriously - how is this not an amazing thing to do (winter or otherwise)?
Even before the Petrolicious video was made, there were pictures of this house with the 512 all over the internet. I’m talking since the early/mid 2000s. Looking at that and Ralph Lauren’s collection house/garage, I’ve always wanted exactly this, since I was a child!
deekster_caddy
> yamahog
12/14/2015 at 20:54 |
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They at least proofread the text before it goes out. More than you can say for most news organizations. Also, clickhole is just the perfect funny name for a website.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-thin…
AM3R shamefully returns
> Tapas
12/14/2015 at 20:55 |
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Yes, I badly want a house where I can park a car.. Inside and admire it!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> yamahog
12/14/2015 at 21:07 |
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Of course it's an onion article. Animals, yes bring them inside. Cars, well.... Until it starts having a conversation with me, outside it is.